So close America, so god damn close to finishing. It’s almost time to start taking applications for mates on the boat. 14 slots available. No pun intended or maybe it was. Gigidy. No dudes. Embarrassing stories, heartfelt stories, sexy stories, and stories you just wont fucking believe. Put the kids to bed early, because at the end of this month, you’ll be with me all night long. Laughing, crying, and enjoying a hopefully really damn good book.
Proud to be a ramblin gamblin gentleman
Long live the God Damn Writers