As you have figured out America I have been through some shit. Beaten up, beaten people, almost shot people, almost been shot, almost been put in a wood chipper, had cancer, beat cancer, and of course had some very embarrassing moments.
Imagine a small boy, if you will, age thirteen. Very small boy in fact. Damn you genetics. This boy is being raise by his mom and she feels he needs more male role models in his life. Her solution to this problem; Karate class. The boy is dressed in his Gi that’s the white karate suit for the none Karate people myself included. This Boy gets out of the car pumped. He has images of him learning to take Bruce lee and Chuck Norris on at the same time. A sixty pound kid bouncing off the walls, doing flips, as Norris and Lee cry for there mommies as they wet themselves. He would fight the karate kid and fucking own his bitch ass. Ares the God of war would bow to this, thirteen year old, four foot tall, boy while Athena gave the kid his first BJ.
The Boy strutted into the dojo with all his Serbian bravado ready to school his class. He is immediately met by his Sensei who says “Your Oceans, your new to the class right?” The kid bows and says “Yep”. The Sensie replys with “Then your first fight is with me!” and the boy is suddenly impacted in the bladder by the iron foot of his Sensie and the boy pisses himself in front of the entire class. We are talking just upgraded my white pants and belt to yellow. The Boy crawls out of the hole in the wall his body just made from the diamond tipped foot of his teacher dusts himself off and walks out. His first lesson was so fast his mom hadn’t even left the parking lot. He sat his piss covered self in the car saying nothing and the mom drove home in silence. The lesson was clear. Always be on your guard. And pee before fights.
Alright America gave you this one because the book need a few more days and it will not be done by Friday. I have to send in the corrections and it takes about five days to get another printed book to me. I’m sending them tonight. But rest assured I will not stop you will have my book very soon.