People stop being so co dependent and self pitying. I’m alone for turkey day and I have my oldies cranked, wine, good movie from netflix, and I’m happy with that. Bad families, Good families. Good Holidays, and Holidays from Hell. Alone or with people. It shouldn’t bother you. You should be able to be happy with yourself or with people. With your Dad or with the in laws. We are all dealt a hand. Play it right America. Its up to you to be happy with what you got sometimes. Like our future the holidays seem to mirror how out of our control our lives really are. Honey we are eating dinner with my parents and thats final. Little timmy you will be nice to you Grandpa and not put food on his face when he is asleep at the table. FUCK THE TURKEY IS BURNT! Life throws curve balls at you America. But that boring sport, with a built in stretch period, is our thing so tighten up on the bat and hit it out of the park. Be good to your in laws, get over the burnt turkey at least you didnt burn down the house. Chinese Anyone? Life is going to fuck with you just deal with it and dont be so morose Timmy stop that, or try using a fork to flick it from across the room so you can say how was it me I’m way over here? It’s all in the wrist timmy similar to a wrist move you will learn in a few years. Be happy with what you got. You can loath, drink, kill yourself or play some tunes, get some wine, a classic Poseidon Adventure, and honor your fallen dad by cooking a hell of a meal for yourself just the way he showed you in the kitchen at the farm. Hey and if all else fails you can always stop wearing condoms and make a new family America;) Now I must go or I’m going to shout THE TURKEY IS BURNING!.
But what I’m trying to say, the wine is no longer helping, is that Death and the holidays are very similar. Your never where you want to be, it comes far to soon, and takes way to long. What you do at the holidays and our deaths is what defines us as Gentleman or Ladies you cute things you I can’t forget the ladies. Will you smile, play some tunes, drink some wine, and make the best of it. Or be a little bitch? Your call America. And kiss my ass about edits buy my book to get edits i have a turkey to cook.
Peace Love and Turkey grease America, but no grease fires put the turkey in the pot first then add the grease so you dont overflow it. Remove turkey boil grease, reapply turkey and it wont overflow in the fire burning your house down. If your house is burning read my story about apartment fires it may help. Hope you read fast. THE TURKEY!
Doing it my way