America I want to say thanks. I started this blog a year ago for God knows why. Maybe just to be heard. To see if America would listen to a retired drug dealer and master of mistakes. A year later I have 10,994 followers, and with the pushing of America I wrote my first book of my tales. You have given me a 4.7 out of 5 rating on Amazon.com and over 2,000 wonderful comments on my blog. I just want to say thanks for listening to my tales America and buying my book. Us self published drunken rantists need all the help we can get. So thank you America, and feel free to keep the emails, comments, FB chats, and all the other techno crap coming. I’m here to help, entertain, teach, and show America how to live. My email is email@example.com
Follows is an email I received about my book. Thanks for buying my book PLAYING YOUR HAND RIGHT: SHOWING AMERICA HOW TO LIVE and giving hope to someone with nothing in his hand. But sometimes nothing can be a pretty cool hand.
If you haven’t heard of Taylor Oceans, it’s about time you do.
I first came across Oceans on WordPress and after reading nearly every one of his blog posts I knew I needed to hear more of the ex-drug dealer’s crazy life stories. From loosing his eyebrows trying to stash his paraphernalia in a fire to getting kicked out of college by the SWAT team, he has never taken the easy path. And we are lucky enough that he has decided to share his stories, and his journey to becoming a gentleman, in a book. He tells his tales with an incredibly refreshing voice that anybody will love, whether you are well read or not. He’s like Tucker Max, but better with women. You might cringe, you’ll definitely laugh but either way you won’t be able to put his book down.
If you want to take a chance on my book a link to Amazon follows
Long Live the Writers
And Remember… It’s nice to be important but more important to be nice.